Grandma got the 'rona from a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as 'rona
But as for me and grandpa we believe
She'd been watchin too much Fox News
And she thought it was a hoax
She didn’t believe in masks or Lysol
And stumbled out the door into the snow
When we found her Christmas morning
Social distance she did lack
She had a fever on her forehead
And to the hospital we sent her back
