I really can’t stay
(Baby it’s covid outside)
I’ve got to go away
(Baby it’s covid outside)
This quarantine’s been
(I’m hoping you’ll stay in)
So very nice
(Just wash your hands and sanitize)
My mother will start to worry
(Please don’t go see your mother)
My father will be pacing the floor
(Dear god don’t you walk out that door)
So really I’d better scurry
(Fauci will be in a fury)
Well maybe just a half-a-day more
(The case counts are starting to soar)
I really can’t stay
(Please pull your mask out)
Baby it’s covid outside